In this episode:
-Did anyone not get into Wizard Rock because of Harry and the Potters?
-Wizard Polka? Is that really a good idea?
-Nigel really was a crisis
-Russ is a Guy Who WRocks
-That’s the song!
-Luna is a mirror
-Julia melted into a pile of Julia goo
-Cedric is a mildly sexy Hufflepuff, except for the fact that he’s dead
-Before he died, Cedric was pretty awesome
-Cody gets deep into Neville’s Gryffindor psyche
-We all think Neville is a BA
-You don’t make people late to Wizard Rock shows. That’s just bad form
-Julia and Russ Whomped the House and physically felt the meaning of love
-It’s all about the fun
-Draco and the Malfoys don’t care what Andrew Slack thinks
-Nigel, Jo Rowling’s greatest achievement
-The D.A. proves that students are not powerless
-Russ…agrees with Dan
-Draco grew up while Pansy didn’t. Anyone surprised?
-Dan speaks for guys everywhere
-15-year-old boys are idiots, said with apologies to any 15-year-old boys listening
Story and a Song
-Dumbledore’s Army Drabble Series by Kaymbee
-“We’re the Students of Hogwarts” by Catchlove
A Muggle’s Alternative to Wizard Rock
-“Another Round” by Foo Fighters
-“If the Dementors Should Take Me In My Sleep, Give My Invisibility Cloak to Ron” by The Mudbloods
The Playlist
On Thestral’s Wings- The Butterbeer Experience
Luna Lovegood- Riddle TM
My Mirror Remix- Roonil Wazlib
Remember Cedric- The Remus Lupins
Don’t Cry For Neville- Hogwarts Trainwreck
On Behalf of Neville- The Whomping Willows
Stand Up - Creevey Crisis
Colin Creevy- The Quaffle Kids
P is for Patil- Tom Riddle and Friends
Oliver Wood- Witherwings
Pansy- Draco and the Malfoys
Cho Chang- The Mudbloods

Episode 7: Whomping the House of Awesome [118:18m]:
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In this episode
-Julia accomplished a life goal! *spaz*
-Draco exists to foil Harry.
-You have to choose for yourself.
-Cody can’t work out how she feels about the Malfoys in Deathly Hallows
-Sirius and Draco, similar environments, different outcomes.
-Malfoy family dynamics are fun!
-Using Draco to punish Lucius. Not nice Voldemort.
-Are Narcissa’s motives the same as Lucius’?
-Poor Harry, he’s always wrong, and then when he’s right, no one believes him.
-What could Draco have done?
-Draco’s chance died with Dumbledore.
-Sniveling Draco is funny.
-Draco was in metaphorical leather? What?
-Is there any angle the fanfic writers haven’t covered?
-Julia reveals her new guilty pleasure ship and shares a story from her past!
-Dan speaks!
Story and a Song
The Last Choice by nigellus
Second Thoughts by Malfoy Mannor
A Muggle’s Alternative to Wizard Rock
Beyond the Veil by The Remus Lupins
Cookie Jar-Jack Johnson
Our Fanfic recs
After the End by Arabella and Zsenya
Before the Dawn by snarkyroxy (You must be over 18 to read this story)
The Seventh Horcrux by Melindaleo
When a Lioness Fights by kayly silverstorm
The Sacrifices Arc by Lightening on the Wave
The Playlist:
My Dad is Rich- Draco and the Malfoys
The Foil- Harry and the Potters
Draco- Riddle TM
Draco Come On- Oliver Boyd and the Remembralls
Where is Draco- The Parselmouths
Emo Guy-The Moaning Myrtles
Draco-is-a Death-Eater-Theory- The Butterbeer Experience
Sectumsempra- Split Seven Ways
Hermione Might be Hot- Hogwarts Trainwreck
Stay By My Side- The Whomping Willows

Episode 6: Julia Fulfills a Lifelong Goal and Dan Is a Mute [101:04m]:
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PwnCast is not dead!!!
In this episode:
-Dan has a concussion. Etai does not.
-A big announcement!
-What took these people so long to make out?
-Camping is fun, but not a good atmosphere for romance.
-Lavender annoys everyone, especially Hermione.
-In which Etai will say anything if we drug him.
-Cody likes canon ships, she just doesn’t like reading about them.
-Julia is not telling you her new favorite ship.
-Won-Won reminds Cody of Chinese food.
-Ron is a typical boy.
-Julia wasn’t upset with Ron, she was just furious and upset.
-We don’t actually want to kill Steve Kloves.
-Kristine of The Hermione Crookshanks Experience stops by to talk about her Wizard Rock history, how she relates to Hermione, why she’d take Umbridge over Bella, modesty, SPEW, the Good Ship R/H, her future plans, and she gives us some sound advice.
-People cannot seem to pronounce Hermione’s name.
-Etai has a secret crush! *gasp*!
-Julia loves Hermione, but is very glad not to be married to her.
-Page 625!
-Ron and Hermione have a very happy marriage. *group sigh*
-Cody and Julia will both be leading roundtables at Terminus. You had all better come!
Cody and Julia want your input for their Terminus Roundtables! If there’s anything you’d like to discuss relating to WRock’s place in fandom or sorting, email them at pfwradio@gmail.com
Story and a Song:
Making Amends by spidergirl
All I Need Is You by The Butterbeer Experience
A Muggle’s Alternative to Wizard Rock
Lavender’s Lament by The Bezoar Project
Black Horse and the Cherry Tree by KT Tunstall
Kristine’s Muggle Music
Kristine Tuna
The Playlist
Hermione’s Song by Oliver Boyd and the Remembralls
Maybe Tomorrow by The Remus Lupins
Ode to Lav Lav by Roonil Wazlib
Won-Won by Gred and Forge
The Weasle by Harry and the Potters
Ron’s Rant by The Quaffle Kids
Ronald Weasley by The Hermione Crookshanks Experience
Greater History by Witch Without A Cause
Hermione by Draco and the Malfoys
What Kind of Name is Hermione? by The Parselmouths
Ron and Hermione by Hallows and Horcruxes
The Ballad of Ron and Hermione by Riddle TM

Episode 5 - Won-Won is a Bad Chinese Restaurant [122:48m]:
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Episode 4 of the PwnCast of WRock is (finally) out!
In this Episode:
- Dan almost dies
- In which Julia is very jealous of Cody because she saw the Remus Lupins.
- McGonagall named The Marauders.
- Sirius’ interesting childhood
- Just how much influence did Sirius have on Regulus?
- Split Seven Ways is making a compliation for charity! Woo!
- Julia loved Remus BEFORE Alex Carpenter. Really, she did! Stop looking at her like that!
- Remus as an adult
- “We may not be alive in two years.”
- We all identify with tennage Remus, except for that whole lycantrophy thing.
- Steph of Tonks and the Aurors stops by to talk about her experiences with WRock, the canon and her tour!
- Peter is more important than we give him credit for.
- But we weren’t sad when he died.
- In which Julia Whomped the House!
- Terminus’ 25th band competition. If you win, we’ll go see you play!
- Don’t forget to vote in the Wizrocklopedia People’s Choice Awards!
Story and a Song
Once Upon a Time by Pineapple Queen1
A Different Kind of Magic by Marked as His Equal
A Muggle’s Alternative to Wizard Rock
The Scar by Hollow Godric
Somebody’s Baby by Jon Foreman
Playlist:
Run Free by Marked as His Equal [0:05:31]
Snape’s Worst Memory by The Marauders [0:08:23]
Star Cross’d Brothers by Split Seven Ways and Chaos of the Phoenix [0:17:44]
Twelve Grimmauld Place by Roonil Wazlib [0:21:48]
Full Moon by The Curse Breakers [0:30:34]
I Was a Teenage Werewolf by The Remus Lupins [0:32:48]
Honary Marauder by Tonks and the Aurors [1:04:24]
Lupin’s Tale (Where Are We Going?) by Oliver Boyd and the Remembralls [1:08:29]
Peter Pettigrew by Catchlove [1:20:44]
Peter Pettigrew by Hogwarts Trainwreck [1:24:10]
Escape from Azakaban by Ministry of Magic [1:37:29]
Side by Side by The Half Bloods [1:42:26]

Episode 4 - Sirius Black's Secret Identity: Alex Carpenter [129:31m]:
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The PwnCast of WRock, Episode 3: The Incredibly Frustrating Dumbledorian Adventure
In this Episode
- Welcome to PwnCast, Chi!
- In which Dan almost commits the cardinal sin of Wizard Rock, and Julia waves her English degree about.
- Why is Dumbledore the one wizard Voldemort ever feared?
- Dan’s adventures with the Department of Repetitiveness and Redundancy Department.
- Our thoughts on Deathly Hallows Dumbledore, or why we still love him even though he wasn’t very nice to Harry.
- What exactly did Aberforth do to that goat?
- Aberforth shows us once again that the world isn’t split into good people and Death Eaters.
- How to Deal With Idiots-An Instructional Skit.
- In which we rant about Michael Gambon.
- Dumbledore’s dead and that’s sad. But it’s more sad for Harry than for us.
- Julia’s Remus Lupins streak ends! (Or does it?)
Story and a Song:
The Hero of His Own Life by Branwyn
From His Ashes by Dumbledork
A Muggle’s Alternative to Wizard Rock:
In Her Eyes by Oblivate!
My Immortal by Evanescence
Playlist:
Dumbledore (Show Us What You’re Made Of) by Catchlove [0:06:38]
Dumbledore by Harry and the Potters [0:10:40]
Greater Good by The Butterbeer Experience [0:23:33]
Black Hand/Long White Beard by The Quaffle Kids [0:27:02]
Don’t Call Me Dumbly by Romilda Vane and the Chocolate Cauldrons [0:35:16]
I Couldn’t Kill Albus Dumbledore by Draco and the Malfoys [0:37:22]
Dumbledore’s Gay (And That’s OK) by Justin Finch-Fletchley and the Sugar Quills [0:44:03]
Whore for Dumbledore by The Whomping Willows [0:45:58]
Bring Back Richard Harris by Harry Potter and the Magic of Music [0:53:28]
Dumbledore’s Got Style by Chasing Quaffles [0:58:53]
Dumbledore’s Song by Oliver Boyd and the Remembralls [1:07:51]
Through and Through by The Weasel King [1:12:57]
Special Secret Awesome Surprise! by Some People
Another Surprise by Someone Else

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The PwnCast of Wrock, Episode 2: The Awesome Quota
In this Episode
- What is the Awesome Quota?
- Cody introduces herself
- Witherwings is pretty sweet.
- PFW Radio, or, why we want to storm the Live365 castle.
- Ninjas vs. Pirates
- Don’t confuse “Remus and the Lupins” with “The Remus Lupins.”
- Jack of Peeved stops by to chat! We discuss
- His musical history and influences
- His favorite aspects of the Harry Potter canon
- Percy Weasley
- The songwriting process
- The future of Peeved
- Potter Noyz’s podcast
- In which Julia monologues about a WRock concert in New Cannan CT.
- We fill the Awesome Quota
- In which Julia monologues about seeing The Butterbeer Experience in Cambridge, MA.
- Dan still does not fangirl Oliver Boyd and the Remembralls.
- We talk more about the WRock show in Philly.
- We can’t wait for WRock Chicago and Terminus.
Story and a Song:
- To Be A Hufflepuff by Ciircee [1:28:18]
- It sucks by The Butterbeer Experience [1:37:00]
A Muggle’s Alternative to Wizard Rock:
- Wizard Rock Heartthrob by The Whomping Willows [1:41:02]
- Whittlin’ Man by Stephen Lynch [1:44:56]
The playlist:
- Don’t Wanna Be a Death Eater by The Brothers Black [0:02:42]
- Love Potion by Witherwings [0:05:14]
- In The End by The Hinky Punks [0:12:07]
- Wizards Who Died by Remus and the Lupins [0:14:50]
- The Ballad of Mr. Percy Weasley by Peeved [0:36:00]
- Portkey to Paradise by Potter Noyz [0:38:19]
- The Order by The Remus Lupins [0:48:53]
- Bookworm by Roonil Wazlib [0:51:15]
- Muggle Magic by Hogwarts Trainwreck [1:00:44]
- Wake Up Harry by Catchlove [1:04:26]
- My Pumpkin Juice Love by The Chocolate Frogs [1:07:13]
- The Lonely Half-Giant by Hollow Godric [1:12:58]
- Already Dead by The Weasel King [1:21:31]
- Flushed by The Moaning Myrtles [1:26:10]

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The PwnCast of Wrock, Episode 1: The Whomping Willow is a Superhero
Episode 1 of the PwnCast has been released!
In this episode:
-Dan and Julia introduce themselves
-Julia fangirls Alex Carpenter
-Draco and Harry is really about WRock!
-We discuss the format
-Dan does not fangirl Oliver Boyd and the Remembralls
-Julia does not have pictures of Alex Carpenter on her walls.
-Why WRock is awesome
-Live WRock is the greatest thing ever
-The WRock show that almost wasn’t
-We love Lena!
-Dan is coming to visit Julia! Excitement ensues.
-We love PotterFicWeekly and so should you!
-In which Julia monologues about Night Two of the Boston Yule Ball
-Why are Harry and the Potters so awesome? Because they bought pizza for 550 people.
-Our feelings about the infamous MTV Top Ten list. We go on a bit of a rant.
-In which we express our love for Jingle Spells, and Julia stalls a bit.
-We talk about fanfic and Muggle music, and Julia shares some goals.
Story and a Song–
-Wrapper by Calixa
-”I’ll Make it Through” by The Quaffle Kids
A Muggle’s Alternative to WRock–
-”The Boy Who Lived” by The Moaning Myrtles,
-”Landed” by Ben Folds Five
Playlist:
-”Expelliarmus Kid” by Peeved
-”In Which Draco and Harry Secretly Want to Make Out” by The Whomping Willows
-”Imperiused When I Left You” by Into the Pensieve
-”Train To Nowhere” by Oliver Boyd and the Remembralls
-”The Common Welsh Green Dragon” by The Quaffle Kids
-”And Then I Died” by The Moaning Myrtles
-”Lullaby” by The Butterbeer Experience
-”We Save Ron’s Life Part 8″ by Harry and the Potters
-”Accio Love” by Ministry of Magic
-”99 Death Eaters” by Draco and the Malfoys
-”Quidditch is my Favorite Sport” by The Parselmouths
-”The Twelve Days of Wizard Christmas” by Gred and Forge
-”Freedom is Only a Hippogriff Away” by The Mudbloods
-”Looking for Trouble” by The Remus Lupins
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